By David Joel Miller.
All F’s are hard to get. Consistent repeated failure is harder than you think.
Every semester we who are teaching, have to put together a syllabus which describes the things the class will cover, what you have to do to get a particular grade and the other things you need to know.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the rest of life came with that sort of clear directions?
How come we get a syllabus in college but not in life?
I have become convinced that many of the same factors that result in successes or failure in school also apply to life in general. There are certain things that will result in good grades and others that will result in consistent failure.
What surprises my students each semester is when I tell them that most of the time getting an F is more work than getting an A.
Here are things you will need to do to fail in school and these tips can help you fail in life if you so choose.
Drinking a lot of alcohol and doing a lot of drugs ensures failure.
Studies have consistently shown that the more drugs you do the lower your GPA. Drink enough and you will stop coming to class. Not showing up helps in your quest for failure.
There are lots of other escape mechanisms to let you run from your problems. Once you avoid a problem by using a crutch the problem gets bigger and you become more dependent on that crutch.
To avoid learning do not read the book or take notes.
Avoiding any new information assists in the art of failure. While you may not know enough to succeed you already know more than enough to fail.
This aversion to new knowledge can increase the chances of failure where ever you apply it. Jobs change so do relationships. The person who does not learn new job skills will become obsolete. The person who does not put anything into a relationship eventually finds the affection account has run dry.
Do not do the work and you are on the way to failure.
Work is an interference in the failure filled life. Do too much work and you might get something right. Those who do best at failure try the least.
Continue to insist that things should come your way by luck or as something you are owed. Never consider that effort could be necessary.
If by accident you did the homework do not turn it in.
This is a sure-fire method for grabbing failure from the jaws of success. Leave the homework at home; keep that report in your desk until it is past the deadline. Never start anything until it is too late and you can avoid even the semblance of success.
If you do make some effort, minimize it, discount it and avoid letting anyone see what you have worked on. In a failure filled life, it is necessary to keep your efforts a secret.
Miss as much class as possible; don’t show up for anything in life that matters.
Nothing so improves the probability of failure as to not be there when things are being done. Miss enough work and you will not need to come in anymore. Salesmen if you stop making calls you will be assured of a sales free month.
Do not take any tests and you can’t ever pass one.
Avoiding any midterms or the final is a way to get the total points down below the passing level. Don’t show up for job interviews and you will not need to go to work. Avoid any evaluation and you will never have any big successes.
The consistent application of these principles will radically increase the chances you will have a life full of failure.
For maximum failure stop trying.
Still having a life full of deliberate failures may not make you a failure. To assure that you and others will consider your life a failure it is necessary to give up trying anything and everything and avoid all success no matter what the cost.
To begin to have a successful life do the opposite of these tips and begin to live your life by making the efforts needed to succeed. You might be pleasantly surprised how an occasional success can result in a positive attitude and that new improved attitude can result in a progressively longer string of success.
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